ostracizedpoodle:

storyofthislife:

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

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enoughtohold:

thanks duolingo but i know that one

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slaughterhousefive:

babydreamgirl:

rabid:

jumex:

Me when I can’t remember what I said

Wow

Oh my god

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teenscoolest:

drop like an earthquake lmao

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by any memes necessary

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